Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML
kayla5797
TheLoneSoul
France
Loud
Australia
Denial
Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML