Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
LisetaMarie
Mademoiselle Chisholm, United states 30 ans Célibataire
Anonymous
United States
xkal174
United States
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
jgdgjyfg
United Kingdom
Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML