Today, I planned on telling the girl I like that I have feelings for her. What I didn't plan on was having a panic attack and whispering "I really like you!" super creepily and immediately saying "bye" and running away in shame. FML
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Afroman720
Salt Lake City, United States
memphis201
Lexington, United States
Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML
IwishIwashigh
Today, I went to make cookies, the box said mix by hand so I literally used my hands. Not a fork or anything. My step-mom walked in and laughed at me. FML