sivadnahtanoj

Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML