Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML
Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
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