Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
GrantAbell
Anonymous
Kolkata, India
slim_breezy
Ça date de 2016 mais c'est de la bonne
Los Angeles, United States
Genius
Today, I had to rush my son to the ER after he ate a poisonous plant. He said the plant looked like one in Skyrim and he thought he'd get super powers from eating it. FML