Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
zjrsi
Monsieur Syracuse, USA 38 ans
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meteorbabe0101
United States
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML