Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML
failuretolaunch2
Mademoiselle Georgetown, United States 32 ans En couple
Today, I was given my yearly evaluation as a cake decorator at Walmart. They said I "was easily the best decorator there" and "the bakery has definitely improved since I got there." In the same conversation they put "unsatisfactory" on my evaluation and denied my raise. FML
Doggy style
Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML