Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML
purplexpanda
Mademoiselle 30 ans Célibataire
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Today, I took new sleeping meds. One of the side effects was sleepwalking. I had a dream my girlfriend wanted me to pee on her. Apparently, while sleepwalking, I pissed all over our dog. FML