Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home. As a volunteer, I'm not supposed to accept any money or gifts from any of the residents. However, one elderly woman kept insisting I take her gold watch. After politely refusing for the fifth time, she decided to chuck it at my face. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML