Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
Salah_Sedky07
Monsieur cairo, egypt 29 ans Célibataire
Today, the boy I tutor failed his math test. As a result, the family fired me. The boy failed because he forgot to write his name at the top. FML
Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML