Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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Anonymous
United States
tdrtnlz
Studley, United Kingdom
Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML