Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
syntheticcarbon
Sarah_Mow
SnapeIsGood
Kornwestheim, Germany
Today, I hit the gym. With my car. FML
catbum
Regina, Canada
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML