Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML
jimmyjerm
holycow
United States
Anonymous
United States
Wrap it up
Today, my 15 year-old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
27161697
Malden, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I had to wake my mom up. While she was naked. On the toilet. FML