Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML
GabGabGabbay
Mademoiselle Tulsa, U.S.A. Compliqué
Fml
Lynn, United States 🌶️ Épicée
iLynz
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML
future brain bleach addict
Victoria, Canada 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML