Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Natalie
United States
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Groped
United States
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML