Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML
brianatyra
idkmybffjill?
United States
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
alix
High Wycombe, United Kingdom
Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML