Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML
EpycWynn
32 ans Célibataire
Anonymous
United States
natattack
Temple, United States
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Épicée
The L word
Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML