Dana Triganza

Anonymous · 21 septembre 2022, 08:30 ·Brampton, Canada 🌶️ Épicée

Yeeted it

Today, two weeks after my wife of 3 years caught me screwing her sister in our bed, and she disappeared to her mom’s and refused to take my calls, she came home to get her stuff. Apparently on the night I cheated, she was about to tell me she was 6 weeks pregnant with my baby. She left for the two weeks to get an abortion. FML

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Anonymous · 12 juillet 2021, 00:01

Dashed

Today, my Doordash driver texted me to let me know my son had picked up the food I'd ordered. I don't have kids. FML

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Anonymous · 29 juin 2021, 18:00

"Why are you booing me? I'm right"

Today, I broke my toe on a decorative statue I bought for our front yard. My husband warned me it took up too much space and was a hazard, and now I get to hear him say, "I told you so." FML

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Anonymous · 25 avril 2021, 14:00 ·Ottawa, Canada

Epic

Today, I ended up missing all my Zoom classes because I had the audacity to stay up all night and build an epic Minecraft fortress. And then I accidentally deleted it. FML

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