Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML
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JLoistheBomb
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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML