Millian2 - 08/04/2012 02:10 - United States - Plymouth Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML 25 044 3 717
Racing stripes Wannabees - - Canada Today, I decided to spray tan myself. Five minutes later, I had to pee, so I did. Not only do I now have two orange stripes on my toilet bowl, but I also have two big white stripes on the back of my thighs. FML 7 505 38 237