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zamwow 20 décembre 2013, 23:36 Ridgefield Park, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

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chumman 6 mai 2014, 13:55 New York, United States 🌶️ Épicée

Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML

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