Lower your expectations mista_sandy - - Canada - Toronto Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML 37 101 5 941
erockinthesuburb - 11/04/2012 16:25 - United States - Algonquin Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML 16 938 41 952