Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
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jigglypluff
Omaha, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Anonymous
Ajax, Canada
Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML
AK-47
Farmington, United States
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML