Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
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Paris, France
Anonymous
Saint-renan, France
Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML
Bouh
Paris, France
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML