Today, on my first day at my new job delivering pizzas, I got bit by a guy dressed as Dracula. FML
maelrice
Mademoiselle New york, United States 38 ans
Today, after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty minutes later to find most of the food gone, and a very guilty-looking puppy. FML
Hangry
Today, I was watching Ratatouille. Piece of advice for starving students: never watch it when you've only eaten two apples in two days, or you'll find yourself in the ridiculous position of being jealous of a fucking rat. FML