valeriegarzaa

Mademoiselle Dallas, United States 33 ans Célibataire

Having a pretty sister sucks. 19 août 2013, 01:36 College Station, United States

Relatable

Today, my sister had an emotional breakdown because two guys love her and she can't pick just one. Meanwhile I'm single and spend my time laying treats on my floor in a pattern and watching my rabbit run in circles. FML

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violated ._. 22 août 2013, 22:45 United States

Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

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