eagle1539

Pennsylvania 30 ans

Anon Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne Singapore, Singapore

Risky comeback

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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shatMyself 22 avril 2013, 19:10 United States

Today, I was admitted to the hospital for chronic constipation. I have to share a room with two other girls who are also having bowel problems. We're all on strong laxatives, and there's apparently only one bathroom in this place. FML

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