jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML 52 113 16 450
Never ever notgettinsome - 10/11/2013 06:15 - Australia Today, my mother was scolding my youngest sister for having unprotected sex with yet another partner. She continued with, "Why can't you be like your brother and just never have sex?" I'm 22, and she's not wrong. FML 50 307 5 237