kerrix

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

The knack

Today, I had to give a 15-minute presentation for a conference. I hadn't had the time to write out a proper speech so I decided to just wing it. My sponsor liked my presentation so much he wants me to turn it into an article. Now if only I could remember what I said. FML