Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
ryan5w4
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UghDude
Austin, United States
StillPissedOffAtIrony
Hialeah, United States
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
facepalm
Gainesville, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML