gilliaga73

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML

Don't even try

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended not to hear me. FML