Altair18

Mademoiselle you really need to know??, thought so 35 ans

Anonymous 18 août 2012, 04:51 Forestville, Australia

Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML

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sneaky1324 18 août 2012, 07:49 Calgary, Canada

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

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xtammyle 19 février 2013, 07:01 Lower Plenty, Australia

Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

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