Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML
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Today, my morning sickness decided to show itself every time I smell coffee. I work at a coffee shop. FML
Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML