Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML
JToro13
lolwtfbbq444
Australia
Crashburn
United Kingdom
Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
Emily27
United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML