Today, I put on a shirt that said, "Skilled in every position." My boyfriend took one look and said, "Since when?" FML
Irony_suits
Mademoiselle New York, U.S.A 37 ans Célibataire
Anonymous
New Cumberland, United States 🌶️ Épicée
depressedpreggo
Las Vegas, United States
Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed a group of teens passing by laughing. I didn't think anything of it until I got to my cart. The losers had left a pack of Slim Fast in my cart. I'm pregnant. FML