Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
Br00tal666
Arlington, United States 31 ans
Anonymous
United States
Tasha84
United States
Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML
madelynn
Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Welcome!
Today, the guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I was warmly welcomed by my drunken mother laying naked on the floor. FML