Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
londonl8
Mademoiselle El Paso, United States 35 ans En couple
Anonymous
United States
shandrith
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML
uglywoman
Ça date de 2010 mais c'est de la bonne
Australia
Ugly truth
Today, my six year-old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said, "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML