Today, I had a dream that I was playing fetch with my dog. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't woken up to the sound of my phone smashing against the wall. FML
katyperryluver14
Mademoiselle Livermore, North America 38 ans Célibataire
jessierules93
San Francisco, United States
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Ça date de 2014 mais c'est de la bonne
Brampton, Canada
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Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML