Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
TPF19
Mademoiselle Montreal, Canada Célibataire
Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML