Darth_Revan

Today, my grandmother gave me rosary beads for my birthday. She told me I'd better start praying for a husband. FML

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML