Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Althara
Mademoiselle Sooke, Canada 35 ans
Anonymous
Switzerland 🌶️ Épicée
timmynotjimmy
Canada 🌶️ Épicée
Hard
Today, my girlfriend told me how disappointed and depressed she was that she could never make me hard. She started ranting about her looks and how she fails at everything. I didn't know how to reply. I was hard while she told me. FML