Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML
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Mademoiselle 32 ans En couple
Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML
Today, my dad was complaining about how he makes so little money, so I suggested he invent something. The first thing that came to his mind was an automatic animal masturbator. FML
Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML