reesemaster

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again, but I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out." My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML