pleasedtomeetyou - 13/01/2010 16:42 - United Kingdom Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML 33 171 16 395
jinxofsocal - 21/06/2009 04:16 - United States Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML 66 426 27 542