Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML
dubbleChic
Mademoiselle 29 ans
Ignitingmylightsaber
Australia 🌶️ Épicée
AnRom
United States
Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML