Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML
CRD1995
Ruston 30 ans En couple
properpissed
San Francisco, United States
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Lisbon, Portugal 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML