Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
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Monsieur Halifax, Canada Célibataire
Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML
Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML