meisceline

Today, I was in an elevator with my dad and several strangers. When the elevator voice said, "Going down," my dad excitedly said, "Man, I love it when she says that!" loudly enough for everyone to hear. FML

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML