Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML
danloubyn
Mademoiselle Slough, England 34 ans Célibataire
Eli
Canada
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 years old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
Cantgetno
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML